Top Ten Reasons Why God Never Got Tenure at Any University

    1. He only had one major publication.

    2. It was in Hebrew and had no references.

    3. It wasn't published in a refereed journal and some doubt that he even wrote it Himself.

    4. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then ?

    5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.

    6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use live subjects.

    7. When one experiment went away, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

    8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

    9. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.
    (テストはたった10問しかないが、ほとんどの学生はパスしない=注=ten requirementsは、十戒の意)

    10. His office hours were infrequent and usually had held on a mountain top.